Retired Commands

A list for posterity, these commands are inactive for the time being.

!another1

DJ Khaled's highest blessing: another one.

!another2

They dont want you to be on a jetski doing 360s.

!another3

They dont want you to have a number one record in the country.

!another4

The key is to weather the storm. It's gonna rain some days.

!another5

All the great ones jetski. The key is to make it.

!barrel

What do you think is in those barrels? Let's find out.

!coffee

I'll do whatever it takes to get you excited!

!crash

Instantly crash my copy of Windows XP. Call support!

!crush

Logan pines for the contents of the stream.

!dealwithit

Jack Black swings by to flex on all the haters.

!facepalm

Captain Picard is at a loss of words.

!gonnado

Carlos ponders what his next move should be.

!hagrid

Hagrid immediately regrets his vocalizations and leaves to think.

!imsorry

The cat gods have been angered and we must apologize.

!justdoit2

Shia's got another bit of encouragement.

!juststop

Filthy Frank pleads with us to stop what we're doing.

!mindblown

For when the content lifts us to new levels of consciousness.

!naruto

For when knaps needs help! Do your best ninja run!

!onlygame

Ilya Bryzagalov reminds us to keep our cool at this time.

!pewds

Felix is maximally displeased with what's on the screen.

!prank

It's a goof, man. Have you seen a prank, please? *spits*

LUL
!scaryseinfeld

The gang is simply unequipped to process this.

!spagooters

An unknown individual has come into contact with my italian noodles!

!stfu

Felix is literally shaking and demands silence.

!thatshot

Will Smith spies on the content and likes what he sees very much.

!walkout

For those moments when we just need to walk out.

!walterjr

Junior shares our content, much to Walt's consternation.

!wow

For moments of amazement. Pog personified.

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